Dear man at work looking for his A3 prints,
The new photocopier processes print jobs in the order in which they are received. I must have clicked Print before you did and that’s why you had to wait. I did not do it on purpose to irritate you.
When you came back 15 mins later to collect your papers, I was sorting mine on the workbench and I thought I heard you say “Ah, good girl“.
You’d better have been talking to the photocopier.