Sit down, we need to talk.
I know you only just arrived, but you really need to start cooling things down pretty quick smart okay? Yes, I know you usually get around to it eventually, but we don’t have any time to waste. I’d really appreciate it if you could drop the temperature and start turning leaves brown pronto.
Today’s effort was piss-poor. 33 degrees and sunny? Pffft. I would laugh if I wasn’t so sticky and cranky.
Please don’t take all this too personally, I do know how precious you are. And I really do love you. I’m just frustrated because I can see your potential and you don’t seem interested in putting in some effort until your time’s nearly up. I want you to make the most of the time you’re given.
I really am glad to see you though. A special ukulady even had flowers delivered to my office to celebrate your arrival. So please Autumn, make me proud? Starting tomorrow?