Please may I have?

Hello internet. Please may I have…?

  • DNA filter around my house to allow pre-approved people and animals onto the property without the need for a key.
  • this would allow Baxter and Petersen access and – importantly – deny access to Bundy and any other cats who want to extend their territory
  • in summer we could leave the doors and windows open because I would set it to keep out mosquitos, spiders, cockroaches, grasshoppers and any creatures of my choosing (inc robbers)
  • if we owned this property I would be happy to pay for optional extras such as a termite sub-routine or similar.

Get on it.

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