Hello internet. Please may I have…?
- DNA filter around my house to allow pre-approved people and animals onto the property without the need for a key.
- this would allow Baxter and Petersen access and – importantly – deny access to Bundy and any other cats who want to extend their territory
- in summer we could leave the doors and windows open because I would set it to keep out mosquitos, spiders, cockroaches, grasshoppers and any creatures of my choosing (inc robbers)
- if we owned this property I would be happy to pay for optional extras such as a termite sub-routine or similar.
Get on it.